The "Slow in the Fast Lane" Person

This person has no idea what is going on. Driving at 55 miles per hour while traffic speeds by at 65 or 70 miles per hour, this person seems unfazed by this, and keeps his/her eyes on the road ahead. Even if someone begins to tailgate this sucky individual, there is no attempt made to move aside. Even worse is when this person moves at the same speed as the person in the next lane. This phenomenon seems to have run rampant in Dallas, although it does occur in other cities. While infuriating, this person is unwittingly sucky, so (s)he gets a break on the "Suckiness Rating."

Suckiness Rating: 4