Sucky Criteria
Criteria for listing the type of people who suck:
1) We won't include people who "legally" suck: Yes, it would be easy to say that murderers, child molesters, and people who bilk old people out of money suck. But that's not what this site is about (although most of the things that sucky people do SHOULD be punishable by law).
2) This is about people whose characters suck: There won't be things about how someone on "American Idol" sucks as a singer, or how I suck as a golfer. While those things may be true, it's not really the type of "suckability" that should be punished.
3) The suckiness of these people should be fairly objective: We're not going to talk about how someone sucks because he is a fan of a certain team or likes a certain activity (unless, of course, engaging in this activity requires someone's inherent suckiness to surface), because those people probably think that we suck, and back and forth, blah, blah, blah. These are people who universally suck.
4) No naming of names or referring to specific people: This is not a site for personal attacks. If you want to do that junior high crap, take that weak tot action elsewhere. The only case where we might name names is if we are referring to a news article about someone who did something sucky (and it doesn't violate Criterion #1).
There will also be a "Suckiness Rating" assigned for each of these people, on a scale of 1 to 10, where 1 is "unwittingly sucky, and you feel kind of sorry for the person," and 10 is "this person should be covered with barbeque sauce and eaten alive by Star Jones."
There are probably other rules which will apply here, but what can I say? I suck at writing this stuff.
1) We won't include people who "legally" suck: Yes, it would be easy to say that murderers, child molesters, and people who bilk old people out of money suck. But that's not what this site is about (although most of the things that sucky people do SHOULD be punishable by law).
2) This is about people whose characters suck: There won't be things about how someone on "American Idol" sucks as a singer, or how I suck as a golfer. While those things may be true, it's not really the type of "suckability" that should be punished.
3) The suckiness of these people should be fairly objective: We're not going to talk about how someone sucks because he is a fan of a certain team or likes a certain activity (unless, of course, engaging in this activity requires someone's inherent suckiness to surface), because those people probably think that we suck, and back and forth, blah, blah, blah. These are people who universally suck.
4) No naming of names or referring to specific people: This is not a site for personal attacks. If you want to do that junior high crap, take that weak tot action elsewhere. The only case where we might name names is if we are referring to a news article about someone who did something sucky (and it doesn't violate Criterion #1).
There will also be a "Suckiness Rating" assigned for each of these people, on a scale of 1 to 10, where 1 is "unwittingly sucky, and you feel kind of sorry for the person," and 10 is "this person should be covered with barbeque sauce and eaten alive by Star Jones."
There are probably other rules which will apply here, but what can I say? I suck at writing this stuff.
posted by Ranjit at 10:10 AM
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